May 2013
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eating my feelings in the form of a mountain of mac n cheese lol text it
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[[MORE]]and now my mom just told me she made plans to go out with a friend tonight, even though my stepdad is gone so it’s like the only night we can actually hang out together so that’s cool
and i’m feeling all gross and anxiety-y about going to this youth center thing and idek why
and i work tomorrow and i fucking hate it
like wow i just feel -500% right now and i...
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[[MORE]]oh no it’s cool i didn’t want to go anyways
it’s not like we’ve been talking about how excited we are about it for like half a year
no why on earth would i want to go
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ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
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IT’S CLIMBING THE WALL AGAIN
SOS
SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD
THIS IS THE WORST
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THERE WAS A BIG SPIDER ON THE WALL
MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP SO THEY CAN’T COME KILL IT
STACY ISN’T ANSWERING MY TEXTS
IT FELL OFF THE WALL AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT WENT
I
AM
TERRIFIED
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jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
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[[MORE]]i just had such an awesome masturbation session
now i’m hungry, but going downstairs to make food would require putting pants on, since my parents will be home soonish
~dilemma~
friendlyangryfeminist:
just because coming out is brave, doesn’t mean being in the closet is cowardly.
queer existence, queer survival is brave.
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roryomalley:
[emerges from the dark forest] i heard u were reducing next to normal to a misinterpretation of one aspect of aaron tveit’s portrayal of gabe goodman
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zfitzgerald:
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
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In Defense of Hufflepuff
puzzlebomb:
The only point I need make when getting huffle-shamed is Helga Motherfucking Hufflepuff.
She was the best founder in my book, hands down.
You know the story. Each founder wanted only a certain type of student at Hogwarts. When they saw they couldn’t agree they split the school into quarters and set up credentials for their houses.
Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those Whose...
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i can’t wait for the days when high school kids are getting home from school and telling their parents how they learned all about the stonewall riots or harvey milk in history
because in my entire thirteen years attending public schools, i never learned one piece of lgbtq history
it was like queer people didn’t exist pre-2007 or something
i just want to exist in history classes
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you're a fiction of my affection ❧.: manthk:... →
manthk:
Sometimes, I am like…
DAWN didn’t exist…
Like she didn’t exist. They made up this perfect little girl.
The monks made sure that everyone around her was PROTECTIVE of her, including SPIKE.
the MONKS just wanted a convenient precious protected human little girl so the key would…
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lameborghini:
people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
people lick each other’s asses
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so there’s this thing i’m going to tonight
and i actually WANT to go, like i’m excited
but i’m procrastinating on getting ready because i don’t want to go out into the world
my stomach actually hurts because i’m so not good at being a real person
✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* social anxiety *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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I think it’s opening while I’m still at work ugh why
I don’t get off until four pm pst and won’t be home until probably four thirty at the earliest
This is a whiny post and I’m not sorry
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Today is the fifteenth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Thanks for saving the world, Harry.
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so i think i’ve got a face for lysander!!
i don’t want to step on any toes, though, so no one’s planning on using jaco van den hoven, right?
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soycrates:
endreal:
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nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
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April 2013
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skreamingninja asked: omg sTOP
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me: -watching merlin with my friend-
my friend: i feel like they're trying to set up an arthur/gwen relationship.
me: do you not know the king arthur legends?
my friend:
me:
my friend:
me:
my friend:
me:
my friend: ... oh.
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lysander thinks you’re all gr9 and would like to invite everyone over to the hufflepuff common room for an orgy, okay
i’ve been working on his app and i suddenly realized how much lysander wants to bone everybody sorry not sorry
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peter pan is on tv right now and i am so happy
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apparently i’m a lying liar who lies, because i realized that lysander’s patronus didn’t really fit him so i decided to change it.
i haven’t decided what it’s going to be yet (wow this post is so pointless sorry)
obligatory question mark so people can answer if they have a suggestion?
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if this movie doesn’t end with cfine and tom hardy making out, i want a refund
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rainbowafterthestormy:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
THIS THIS THIS!
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