i hate everyone

cara. 22. isfp. i do stuff sometimes.

Had a good night at the fair with my mom~

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you. 


Extra points if I can’t guess who you are


ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”


a poem for roleplay admins (◕‿◕✿)

roses are red, violets are blue.

stop fucking tagging your character bios and promos with the names of the face claims.


overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"





Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus


Man, white kids like to pretend that metal is all Vikings and shit when this shit exists. A haka is more metal than you or your Mastadon tattoo will ever be.

god, this is so fucking great

kapa haka is just

kapa haka is really really great

Grunge princess


Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.


I had to stop taking books to the bathroom because I would pee for 11 seconds and read for 17 minutes.


harry potter is the only thing im good at

Everyone has six names. 

  1. Your real name:
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    pink elephant
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    michelle orchard
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle, first letter of first): 
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    grey bell
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets):
    black willow


i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

now i’m Sad