ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.
so we’re having a soda social in the lobby for the residents, and the person who put it together and i are both harry potter fans
so i’m sitting here, minding my own business, when suddenly, “is that hedwig’s theme i hear??”
and she comes sauntering over like “i knew you were working today, so i figured i’d put on a special soundtrack”
so here i am, sitting at work, just jamming out to the sorcerer’s stone soundtrack
sometimes life is good,
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
someday i will stop being surprised at the level of immaturity that some people display
today is not that day
lets play the “which member of les amis do i remind you of?” game
i’m super close to my next goal and have wanted to do a botm in a while anyway, so i figured it’s time to do one!
- must be following me
- reblog to enter but it’s fine to like for bookmarking
- reblog until aug 30th, winner announced sept 1- 3
- one winner and one to three runners up
- any kind of blog can enter
- follow back from me (if not already)
- winners: during the month of september 5 promos upon request, 3 graphics upon request, a link in my sidebar for a whole month
- runners-up: during the month of september 2 promos upon request, 1 graphic upon request, a link in my sidebar for a whole month
because darren wilson murdered a black boy on the street and anyone who supports that is not someone i want to be in contact with and further more, i am asking darren wilson supporters to unfollow me so that perhaps they will consider that there is something wrong with wanting to protect a murderer.
Micheal Brown is being laid to rest today. The family has asked for a day of peace without protest during the funeral proceedings. #staywoke #insolidarity
do u ever cry because isaac lahey disappeared from beacon hills and nO ONE SEEMS TO CARE OR MISS HIM AT ALL
do u ever cry because danny mahealani disappeared from beacon hills and nO ONE SEEMS TO CARE OR MISS HIM AT ALL
do u ever cry because allison argent died and there was no funeral and nO ONE SEEMS TO CARE OR MOURN FOR HER AT ALL
DO U EVER FUCKING CRY BECAUSE WE’RE ALL IN SO GODDAMN DEEP WITH THIS TV SHOW THAT WE CAN’T STOp WATCHING DESPITE THE ABOVE
cute mutuals: cutuals
Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.
As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.
The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.
‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.
But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.
‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.
Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.
holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses
they are my heroes
YOU GO GIRLS
"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"
that is amazing